some silly mistakes do creep in..they r mostly seen when people are in a hurry. i can recollect this incident during my college day celebrations...dances of ANR and NTR, the oldies of our cinemas are a fancy now....a group started performing the old tracks of NTR movies. the audience was enjoying and scraeming in its own way..suddenly, the NTR appeared on the stage...
this guy, was madeup exactly like NTR and has the same built too.. the whole auditorium clapped upon his entry and encouraged him..he started dancing to the numbers in the usual NTR style..blowing the left and right hands alternatively and bending the legs apart...
suddenly, the voice of the audience changed and became a little bit louder. the man in the NTR dress felt little more encouraged and started dancing in full swing...
inspite of repeated shouts from the audience he continued dancing assuming the audience is requesting in the age old style--ONCE MORE!!!!!
suddenly he was dragged into the side of the stage by a volunteer from the audience who supposedly had some soft heart towards this fellow...and the dance was continued by the other dancers.
huh..eveyrhting was alright, the stage, the dance, the song and the dancer even..it would have been a hundred percent successful event, if the man had not forgotten to close his ZIP of the pants...
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Saturday, December 30, 2006
kya gaana hai..
here are some hit songs and the expert comments ---
kabhi kabhi mere dil me.khayal aata hai--kyo tera dimaag kaam nahi kar raha hai kya?
agar tum mil jaoo-jamaana chod denge hum--yeh..tuu daant rahi hai..ya dhamki de rahi hai?
mujhe neend na aaye..mujhe chain na aaye-- tumhe insomnia ho gaye re..jaao check up karwaoo
gore gore mukhde pe kaala kaala chasma--oye pehle tu chasma laga ke dekh..mukhda gora hai ki kaal?
meri aankho me tu meri saanso me tuu--i know..jab jhukam jyada ho jata hai..to aise hi lagta hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil me.khayal aata hai--kyo tera dimaag kaam nahi kar raha hai kya?
agar tum mil jaoo-jamaana chod denge hum--yeh..tuu daant rahi hai..ya dhamki de rahi hai?
mujhe neend na aaye..mujhe chain na aaye-- tumhe insomnia ho gaye re..jaao check up karwaoo
gore gore mukhde pe kaala kaala chasma--oye pehle tu chasma laga ke dekh..mukhda gora hai ki kaal?
meri aankho me tu meri saanso me tuu--i know..jab jhukam jyada ho jata hai..to aise hi lagta hai
No entry---------
This happened to me when i was in my grad 1 st year. just entered into the college life and was in this huge, very famous campus of AP. it is considered one of the posh colleges of south india. and now i am in. wow..the feeling itself made me fly high..those were the intial days of ragging, and as usual, i was caught by one of the senior most students of the college. i was the in the bus stop and this guy approached me- and the conversation went on like this....
guy- whats ur name
me- sir, my name is ---
guy- where r u from--
me- sir am from---
guy--which class r u in now?
me- sir, am in---
guy--whats ur classroom number?
me- it is 305..so and so building
guy--ok go now..i will meet you in the lunch tomorrow..
pause---the guy left me and i got into the bus..my heart pounded the next day and i cud hardly listen to any of the lectures. our lunch was at 12.50pm and at about 12.45, i saw this guy outside our class. he waved his hand from the window and i started sweating like hell..now i knew, i have no other go and would be ragged firecefully by himm..
i was even more nervous when the lecture was finished and faculty left the class..this guy called me out and strated talking to me..his voice was harsh and he was very angry upon something and i smelt that he is venting out all the stuff on me. the conversation began again and went on--
guy- i think u r trying to make me a fool
me (confused)- am sorry sir. but i dint do anything wrong.
guy- do u know any of the faculty here?
me- (i though this was the chance..and i took the opportunity) yes sir, i knew the principal and the placements officer also
he took a step back..hesitatingly...(poor fellow he dint recognise the fact that the whole campus knew them and so even I..it is only they dont know me..haha)
guy- (in harsh voice) - do u know ur classroom number
me- yes sir it is 305
guy- look at the board and tell me ur classroom number
i glanced up and bit my tongue..it was 315 but not 305.
guy- do u know what is 305?
me- no sir
guy- it is toilet..thankgod it is gents toilet..i opened the door unknowingly..had it been ladies toilet..i would have been chucked out from the campus immediately...
OOPSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guy- whats ur name
me- sir, my name is ---
guy- where r u from--
me- sir am from---
guy--which class r u in now?
me- sir, am in---
guy--whats ur classroom number?
me- it is 305..so and so building
guy--ok go now..i will meet you in the lunch tomorrow..
pause---the guy left me and i got into the bus..my heart pounded the next day and i cud hardly listen to any of the lectures. our lunch was at 12.50pm and at about 12.45, i saw this guy outside our class. he waved his hand from the window and i started sweating like hell..now i knew, i have no other go and would be ragged firecefully by himm..
i was even more nervous when the lecture was finished and faculty left the class..this guy called me out and strated talking to me..his voice was harsh and he was very angry upon something and i smelt that he is venting out all the stuff on me. the conversation began again and went on--
guy- i think u r trying to make me a fool
me (confused)- am sorry sir. but i dint do anything wrong.
guy- do u know any of the faculty here?
me- (i though this was the chance..and i took the opportunity) yes sir, i knew the principal and the placements officer also
he took a step back..hesitatingly...(poor fellow he dint recognise the fact that the whole campus knew them and so even I..it is only they dont know me..haha)
guy- (in harsh voice) - do u know ur classroom number
me- yes sir it is 305
guy- look at the board and tell me ur classroom number
i glanced up and bit my tongue..it was 315 but not 305.
guy- do u know what is 305?
me- no sir
guy- it is toilet..thankgod it is gents toilet..i opened the door unknowingly..had it been ladies toilet..i would have been chucked out from the campus immediately...
OOPSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, November 05, 2006
a dhadaaam in the flight...
hmm..now..i have spent the most beautiful days outside and coming to share the same with my loved ones back home...
i was so tired..i slept blisfully resting my head on the window in the flight...
the sweet air-hostesss woke me up and asked to fasten the seat belts as the flight is about to land. cool. i did it and was waiting for the plane to rest on land......just looked out the window and it was beautiful..clouds just touching the window and it was sea way down and noting else....
wow...it was too beautiful and i was wondering how nature manages its beauty on its own...
now..i feel some trembling in the plane and suddenly it was harsh and the whole plane started shaking and there was big jerk.....THUD>......God, i have lost my weight and everyone started screaming at ther pitch inside and i was wondering what to do..scream..or remain silent with dignity..it continued for 9-10 seconds and there was a steady journey again...my heart dint stop pounding...
GOD...what has happeend was terrible...what if the plane lost control,,, i cant swim, what will happen to the things i bought for my sweet sister, what would happen to my beautiful dresses....sarvanaash...
then i realised...i was safe and dint stop praying untill i landed safely...
now i know..i had wonderful experiences both the ways.......rather terrific expereinces,, one should have in life time...
i was so tired..i slept blisfully resting my head on the window in the flight...
the sweet air-hostesss woke me up and asked to fasten the seat belts as the flight is about to land. cool. i did it and was waiting for the plane to rest on land......just looked out the window and it was beautiful..clouds just touching the window and it was sea way down and noting else....
wow...it was too beautiful and i was wondering how nature manages its beauty on its own...
now..i feel some trembling in the plane and suddenly it was harsh and the whole plane started shaking and there was big jerk.....THUD>......God, i have lost my weight and everyone started screaming at ther pitch inside and i was wondering what to do..scream..or remain silent with dignity..it continued for 9-10 seconds and there was a steady journey again...my heart dint stop pounding...
GOD...what has happeend was terrible...what if the plane lost control,,, i cant swim, what will happen to the things i bought for my sweet sister, what would happen to my beautiful dresses....sarvanaash...
then i realised...i was safe and dint stop praying untill i landed safely...
now i know..i had wonderful experiences both the ways.......rather terrific expereinces,, one should have in life time...
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
the Take Off-----Zoommmmmmmmmm
ha..now i have packed my baggage (most of them wiht trendy clothes) and all set off for the journey. i hardly slept the previous night hoping to have breakfast in India and lunch in colombo. have started preparing a menu in my mind. and after travelling for 12 hours, i have finally reached the airport. and triiiiing.....fast fwd, am in the plane (skipping the boring formalities)....
searched for my seat..found Out that ma sandwiched..huh..i hate this the most..wanted to grab the khidki seat..but just waited to findout who would be there so that i cud bargain and exchange...
now,,slowly the plane is being filled, and the airhostess issued the wet tissues to clean our dirty faces...well, everyone started opening packets and wiped dutyfully as if it were mandatory for all..
i simply put it inside and started operating the screen infront of me searching for some bollywwod masala( where will the budhdhi go!!!!)
suddenly somehting appeared on the screen and it was a demo of what to do incase of emergency...I was so scared to see that..what if really it happens..anyways..nevermind...hona tho ho jayega...so i took a chillpill and fastened my seat belt as soon as i got the order.
huh..now its time...to fly high..touch the sky, look at the clouds, speak to the air and enjoy the moist...
DHUD>>>>
suddenly i heard some sound and opened my eyes..to my astonishment, i saw the airhostess opening the baggage store doors and aksing to leave the plane asap. unable to understand whats happening, i enquired and foundout, there was some TECHNICAL PROBLEM, so we have to leave and wait in the lobby.
I hate this,,,,, i wonder why this happens to me always........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i left the plane and waited for another 6 hours for the final call.....
by that time, i wud have reached my destiny and had my lunch and cofe as well. never mind...finally, i was in the air and stepped on the land of sinhalese.......
huh....now...i am in my room and taking a nap...relaxng from the jet lag and the stress of waiting for 6 solid hours..
the next day...i got the news...
the reason for the delay in our flight...
BOMB THREAT TO OUR FLIGHT>>>>>>.....
WHY THIS HAPPENS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....................
searched for my seat..found Out that ma sandwiched..huh..i hate this the most..wanted to grab the khidki seat..but just waited to findout who would be there so that i cud bargain and exchange...
now,,slowly the plane is being filled, and the airhostess issued the wet tissues to clean our dirty faces...well, everyone started opening packets and wiped dutyfully as if it were mandatory for all..
i simply put it inside and started operating the screen infront of me searching for some bollywwod masala( where will the budhdhi go!!!!)
suddenly somehting appeared on the screen and it was a demo of what to do incase of emergency...I was so scared to see that..what if really it happens..anyways..nevermind...hona tho ho jayega...so i took a chillpill and fastened my seat belt as soon as i got the order.
huh..now its time...to fly high..touch the sky, look at the clouds, speak to the air and enjoy the moist...
DHUD>>>>
suddenly i heard some sound and opened my eyes..to my astonishment, i saw the airhostess opening the baggage store doors and aksing to leave the plane asap. unable to understand whats happening, i enquired and foundout, there was some TECHNICAL PROBLEM, so we have to leave and wait in the lobby.
I hate this,,,,, i wonder why this happens to me always........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i left the plane and waited for another 6 hours for the final call.....
by that time, i wud have reached my destiny and had my lunch and cofe as well. never mind...finally, i was in the air and stepped on the land of sinhalese.......
huh....now...i am in my room and taking a nap...relaxng from the jet lag and the stress of waiting for 6 solid hours..
the next day...i got the news...
the reason for the delay in our flight...
BOMB THREAT TO OUR FLIGHT>>>>>>.....
WHY THIS HAPPENS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....................
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
my phorin trip....
wow, i filled some hundreds of applications for various international conferences and received 90% postive response from all of them. everyone inviting me, lookign forward to meet me and waiting for my valuable inputs. i was offered free accomodation, free food and in all parts ofthe world. i just need to bear my flight tickets. what else can i ask for? it is like spending my papa's 2 months salary for my trip.
huh, half o fthe heart broken, i used to look forward for such emails who offer me to and fro tickets. i alwasy wished, come FARISHTA would organise such an event and invite me for the same.
finally, i received this application for a programme in the leadership course in colombo. i filled with never ending enthusiasm, expecting the same old reply.
Well, one fine day, the guys bombed an email asking me attend the programme and assured me of to and fro ticket and other expenses.
wow...this is something cool and i cudnt believe my eyes.. but still read the mail for 10 times and assured myself that i was in senses and what i was reading is quite true. hmm now the story begins.......
huh, half o fthe heart broken, i used to look forward for such emails who offer me to and fro tickets. i alwasy wished, come FARISHTA would organise such an event and invite me for the same.
finally, i received this application for a programme in the leadership course in colombo. i filled with never ending enthusiasm, expecting the same old reply.
Well, one fine day, the guys bombed an email asking me attend the programme and assured me of to and fro ticket and other expenses.
wow...this is something cool and i cudnt believe my eyes.. but still read the mail for 10 times and assured myself that i was in senses and what i was reading is quite true. hmm now the story begins.......
Memories of Kalpataru
After a short break..rather a small pause..I am continuing to express my views in this beautiful world of words. This would be one of the finest blogs I have ever posted cause they are the sweet experiences that I have gained at IIFM. To start with- Kalpataru- 2006 is the recent festival that I have attended with all the zeal and enthusiasm. Well, I had to travel for 20 hrs to attend the fest at the cost of my health. The very first day, when I entered the campus, I heard the news of One minute show that was to be held in 20 min. Just to participate in that, I had to get fresh in 15 minutes...and finally I was in the competetion room. Well, I was received by all of my dear iifmites heartily..I can never forget this..I was greeted by each and everybody who saw me in the campus..and I felt very happy to see people remebering one and wishing you inspite of their hectic shcedules..this was one of the finest moments at iifm.
Later during the one minute show, I had crossed the first level..and also second level..and then came the monster third level..where I had to twist my tongue...The word I was given---OONT OONCHI- OONT KI POONCH OONCHI- OONCHI POONCH OONT KI- Man, I really had to fight to pronounce it, and finally gave it up..But the hall was all the way laughing to their hearts after seeing my struggle to pronounce it..anyways..let me lose the game..but I could enthrall the audience for a while which is more than enough for me...
The next was singing competetion...Hmmm now I didnt have any songs, as I have kept my dairy at my home..So, I started surfing the net and chose some inetersting songs..after seeing the bigshots in the hall, I couldn't dare enough to participate. But still thought of giving it a try..finally my name was called..and I was holding the mic..God, I have started singing but atlast I could not catch the scale..the memories of my performance on stage and in All India Radio were smothering me, as I was performing pathetically. Finally I gave a nod and stopped singing and returned back to my seat...Well still some of my fans appreciated my performance (Probably they dont want me to see crying)!! Guys thanks for your appreciation!!!!!!
And now the D Day has come...Myself and very best buddies Aru and Trayee were all gearing up to present ourselves in the function. We cladded in glittering saris and tried all cosmetics on our faces.....Ofcourse, we received beautiful complements..and nobody dared to comment us..So, finally we were in the audience seats..and were enjoying the performances by pfm batches, faculty members and small kids...I was cherishing my memories of my school and college where I had to sing a song and perform a dance on the D Days...it was like a must for me..and I performed on the stage for nearly 15 yrs..This is the first time, I was in the audience seat and enjoyed the whole programe...
Atlast I would end up my boring writing with a few words (ofcourse written by me)
THOUGH ROCKS ARE THERE- WAVES CONTINUE THEIR JOURNEY
THOUGH MOUNTAINS ARE THERE- RAIN CONTINUES TO FALL
THOUGH HURDLES ARE THERE- LET US CONTINUE TO GLITTER...
My wishes to all the pfm 2006 guys who will be now jobholders and the most responsible citizens of this nation...
Guys!!!!! rock the world and keep the campus's name high...............
Later during the one minute show, I had crossed the first level..and also second level..and then came the monster third level..where I had to twist my tongue...The word I was given---OONT OONCHI- OONT KI POONCH OONCHI- OONCHI POONCH OONT KI- Man, I really had to fight to pronounce it, and finally gave it up..But the hall was all the way laughing to their hearts after seeing my struggle to pronounce it..anyways..let me lose the game..but I could enthrall the audience for a while which is more than enough for me...
The next was singing competetion...Hmmm now I didnt have any songs, as I have kept my dairy at my home..So, I started surfing the net and chose some inetersting songs..after seeing the bigshots in the hall, I couldn't dare enough to participate. But still thought of giving it a try..finally my name was called..and I was holding the mic..God, I have started singing but atlast I could not catch the scale..the memories of my performance on stage and in All India Radio were smothering me, as I was performing pathetically. Finally I gave a nod and stopped singing and returned back to my seat...Well still some of my fans appreciated my performance (Probably they dont want me to see crying)!! Guys thanks for your appreciation!!!!!!
And now the D Day has come...Myself and very best buddies Aru and Trayee were all gearing up to present ourselves in the function. We cladded in glittering saris and tried all cosmetics on our faces.....Ofcourse, we received beautiful complements..and nobody dared to comment us..So, finally we were in the audience seats..and were enjoying the performances by pfm batches, faculty members and small kids...I was cherishing my memories of my school and college where I had to sing a song and perform a dance on the D Days...it was like a must for me..and I performed on the stage for nearly 15 yrs..This is the first time, I was in the audience seat and enjoyed the whole programe...
Atlast I would end up my boring writing with a few words (ofcourse written by me)
THOUGH ROCKS ARE THERE- WAVES CONTINUE THEIR JOURNEY
THOUGH MOUNTAINS ARE THERE- RAIN CONTINUES TO FALL
THOUGH HURDLES ARE THERE- LET US CONTINUE TO GLITTER...
My wishes to all the pfm 2006 guys who will be now jobholders and the most responsible citizens of this nation...
Guys!!!!! rock the world and keep the campus's name high...............
my interests
there would be time or an instance when we realise our own interests. hmm...i guess, they start when we are just babies. eg. we say no to some kind of food that our moms feed us, and thus they start realising our ineterst and feed us accordingly. this continues in the life even after that. our school, our books, our shoes, clothing, movies, heroes, heroines, games, sports and what not. we grow up and then categorise our interest too.
well, my idea behind writing all this nonsense is just to realise what my interest is..and now i find..i dont have any..otherwise i woudlnt have ended up with such a bad writeup..GHOSH.....
well, my idea behind writing all this nonsense is just to realise what my interest is..and now i find..i dont have any..otherwise i woudlnt have ended up with such a bad writeup..GHOSH.....
becoming nostalgic....
hmm..my mom always scolds me for not keeping my mouth shut. she says..how i started talking when i was very young. she was surprised to see me talking when i was just months old and now she repents for it.
huh..i still remember the way i used to talk to all wherever i have gone with my parents..GOD..i used to scare them like hell....left none without inroducing myselves and what not....
well...when i fast fwd it for 20 years, now i seldom speak to the outsiders and ghosh, i sometimes scare my friends with my silence. i wonder, how things change over life time...let me see what else wud be changing in the near future....
huh..i still remember the way i used to talk to all wherever i have gone with my parents..GOD..i used to scare them like hell....left none without inroducing myselves and what not....
well...when i fast fwd it for 20 years, now i seldom speak to the outsiders and ghosh, i sometimes scare my friends with my silence. i wonder, how things change over life time...let me see what else wud be changing in the near future....
GOD's wonderful creation is here...
oh my god...
i just wonder..how efficient god is....he is simply superb..the most excellent creature in this world...has definitely the most charming and powerful brains...has thinking ability...and what not..
oh GOD..i love you for what you are..cause you have created me..the most vivacious, charming, enthusiastic, simple south indian beauty of this world..
any comments???
all can be directed to GOD. well am just a mediator afterall..
huh..and now finally comingup with my own blog and trying to apply my intelligent brain...
boommmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!
i just wonder..how efficient god is....he is simply superb..the most excellent creature in this world...has definitely the most charming and powerful brains...has thinking ability...and what not..
oh GOD..i love you for what you are..cause you have created me..the most vivacious, charming, enthusiastic, simple south indian beauty of this world..
any comments???
all can be directed to GOD. well am just a mediator afterall..
huh..and now finally comingup with my own blog and trying to apply my intelligent brain...
boommmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!
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