Sunday, April 29, 2007

celebrities' acts to be stopped

if anyone asks me about my favourite lines..i would definitely like to narrate the most adorable national anthem..but i will never do that as i have due respect towards the anthem and wont prefer to recite it everywhere..and whenever i feel like...my school and parents have given me some ettiquets and told me the morals about being patriotic.

i still remeber the incident when i found a piece of national flag lying on the ground after the eve of independence day..i walked into the middle of the traffic, controlling it by hands and picked the flag and put it in my bag...how can one even think of insulting our nation's pride..

i am writing this blog to vent out my feelings..

the recent incident of mandira bedi wearing a sari of different national flags has risen my temperature...who the hell has designed the sari and what happened to her brain and charisma...she should be hung in the middle of the road for even accepting to wear a sari where our national flag is lying below the knees..it is not the matter of the position of the flag..but am surprised how pathetically she accpeted to wear it....where has her patriotism gone? in the last worldcup, she shocked the audience by wearing spagetti blouses..ok..it is accepted to some extent on the contexts "something is better than nothing"..but this time she has done enough....

well sachin tendulkar is also no exception..what happened to his much talked and hyped patriotism....why the hell did he cut the cake carrying the design of the tricolour..is he colourblind to see the flag lying on the cake or was he tempted so much by the cake that he has overlooked it?

none should be spared by such acts...these are not mistakes that are happening unknowingly..people have a chance to recognise where we are right and where we are wrong...
i think its time to implement some srtict laws against the celebrities who insult our nation in anyway...

Thursday, April 19, 2007

face creams...

the lady in the pink dress is dark in complexion and is rejected a job in some organisation..(i wonder which organisatiuon looks at the skin complexion and offers a job?) she goes out..apply some xyz face cream and comes back to the same organization...she is now beautiful and is given the same job (again-again...which company would have the job open for 4-6 weeks..i hope i would also get some offer like that)...well coming to the context.. most of the people get carried away by such ads and buy those senseless face creams and experiment with their skin....nowawadys..even men are not left by these ads..they r also being provided by some new brands promising them a fair complexion in 6-8 weeks.
i met this guy after a long time...we finished our college and got placed in the same organisation...we were on vacation for more than a month before joining the job.....after some 6-7 weeks.. both of us along with 2 more girls met in our company and were happy by the reunion and were quite excited to do job in the same company..yeah..4 of us were good friends in the college too.
during our discussion, i noticed a drastic change in the guy’s face but still i couldn’t trace any. out of curiosity i put fwd my feelings and told him that i was sensing some major change in his face..he threw a sarcastic smile and discontinued the conversation...unable to resist the temptation, i told him that i felt he turned dark and his complexion is awful...
knowing that i noticed it...he replied...
“yar woh ladke logo ka fairnesss cream hai na..use apply kiya aur bilkul bahar hi nahi gaya ghar se...dar tha ki bahar jaane se sun-tan ho jayega..socha 6 hafto me gora ban jaaunga...lekin afsos...pehle se kaala ho gaya hu...ab kya karuu..kisiko muh dikhane layak nahi bacha.”
poor my friend...i could not stop laughing at his innocence and the way he believed in that stupid ad...
i still remember the incident whenever we meet and we laugh heart fully...

live dhoom scenes ........

kahi bhi mud ja..,kabhi bhi mud jao.. kaise bhi mud jaao..yeh raipur traffic hai..sab chalta hai..
this is the attitude of most of the raipur citizens. if u can drive on the roads of raipur and survive the traffic, then i bet u can drive in any nook and corner of the world. i have witnessed the worst raffic here..may be there are still more places to see in the world...but my stay in this place made me write this blog.
u drive on the roads with thoughts sprawling in ur mind.. Suddenly u r hit or overtaken by a rocket speed bike...as if the rider is in the bomb squad and going to disconnect it.
the rickshaw-walas are the sweetest ones here...they r hit by another rickshaw or a bicycle or by some car...they simply move on unless they r badly hit and never takeup a fight as hitting is their daily business.... so this shows that u can hit anyone on the road and simply proceed.
next to these are the mini busses...u see n-number of them moving on the roads..the conductors and the drivers shouting at their pitch to attract the passengers...these r real pushpaks of the city as they can accommodate any number of passengers ...the conductors have real talents.. u can see how they make u fit in 2 inches space...once u r inside, the bus starts off and stops in 10 ft distance waiting for some more passengers to board in the no-room bus.
then the competition start between the buses and u can feel as if u r in the flight and zooming off to the next city.
the autowalas are no exception, u feel the joy of rollercoaster by sitting inside these auto ricks as they can take turn in a narrow one-way traffic road as well.. koi kuch kehne wala thodi hai yaha pe?
i was surprised and received a little bit shock when my niece, four years old, said this by showing her hand to the car driver who was taking turn just infront of us in the wrong direction
....”yeh tu kaha mud aa raha hai”...
hmm so if u wanna test ur driving skills then u r always welcome to the city of traffic nuisance-
..kyonki yeh raipur ka traffic hai

senseless behaviour

we often watch people behaving stupidly on the roads, or some scenes in movies, or we ourselves behave in such a manner....here i am trying to quote some incidents...enjoy

1) once i was traveling by ac coach. i was about to open the door but suddenly saw a big cockroach jumping on me..i screamed at my pitch and threw it away...some gentleman in the mean time tried to open the door and i pulled him off the door by holding his shirt from the back. unable to comprehend the situation, he asked me.”kya hua mem saab?” i told him that there was a cockroach in the crevices of the door ...he replied to my statement “isko sarkar ne paal rakha hai madam..yeh aapko kya karega.? daro to sarkari logo se daro” well the statement received a good laughter but i was given enough scoldings for the lifetime by my mom for my senseless behaviour in the public...mujhe lagta hai ki..kuch choti si cheeze bahut mayine rakhta hai..aur bahut kuch hume sikhate bhi hai...

2) once i went out with a group of friends in hyd..we were enjoying the evening walk on the tankbund and seated ourselves in one of the chairs...the beauty of the lake and the sunset were awesome and we were adoring the scenary.. suddenly my eyes caught a married couple enjoying the evening on the same grounds...unfortunately they were so immersed in their conversation that the husband started behaving in such a way as if they were in their bedroom. well, who can resist such scenes in the public...all of our friends started watching them...but the couple seems to had no problem with us..they were in their own world and enjoyed the evening providing us entertainment for a long time.... well i seriously believe that u should have some sense of public behaviour and act decently...otherwise it is nothing but stupidity on ur part.

kisko dekhke kya hua....


kuch cheezo ko dekhenge to achcha hona to dooor ki baat...bura bhi usse bhaag jayega...some of such incidents...

1) kuch jagah ki gandhagi ko dekho to machchar bhi bhaag jayenge..
2) kuch logon ki makeup dekho to ultiyo ko bhi ulti ho jayegi...
3) kuch logo ko padhao to hum apne naam bhi bhool jayenge..
4) kuch heroines ko dekho to theater ka screen bhi phat jayega
5) kuch gaane suno to kaan me hemorrhage ho jayega
6) kuch logo se mobile pe baat karo...poora signal range bandh ho jayega

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

fitness mantra

my mom used to shout at me, plead and request..not to have junk food and eat less....fir bhi hum mom ki baatein kyo sunenge...as a result, i have put up hell lot of weight and now i am on a mission to reduce it...i have got suggestions from my well wishers to lose some kilos so as to look normal atleast....
initially i gave a deaf ear to them..but after looking at my convo photos in sari, i have realised my mistake and decided to go for a morning walk...
well, i had looked for the muhurat and finally kickedoff..
day 1 ..was not bad, i walked for 1 km and was back home in 10 min...hmmm no mazaa at all...
day 2..i extended my walk for 1 1/2 km and enjoyed it a little bit...
after a week, i started loving my walk..but realised that mere walking wouldnot help in losing weight...
hence i joined the gym finally....i was so thrilled by the idea that i was joining the gym and could lose some kilos at the cost of rs 500/ month...
day 1- i asked my trainer to show me the exercises...all of them were floor exercises and had nothing to do with the equipment except for the joggers pad...well i dont need that as i walk for 2 km a day...
day 2- i got some insecurity feeling after i saw the crowd..they r double my size and i was almost looking like a slim doll infront of them..what if i dont lose weight even after torturing my muscles and suffering from body pains...oh god....
kaash main utna jyada khaana nahi khaati and mom ki baat sunati....boohooo
so guys..beware of the junk food and better dont become the couch potatoes..else u also have to torture ur body in the future...

Sunday, April 08, 2007

about me....

orkutting is a fancy nowadays....well..the very first column that we see when we visit the profiles is ABOUT ME..
i just love to read it and now think its time to write something on it....
some r funny..some are unreal..some r .....
here r some of them....copy pasted...enjoy...

a) m vry short temper gal so plsssss

b) (here is a bio data..a complete CV------read it--)
Hii my name is (.....),,,I am a computer graduate,,a higher diploma holder in IT,,& a Microsoft professional,,a self made man,a responsible son,a good brother,a reliable friend,& a competitive & confident professional,,I play different roles in my life,,& i play them wid perfection,,life has always been a battle for me,,& i am a ONE MAN ARMY,,my strengths are my confidence,my determination & my need,these are God's blessings for me,& every blessing comes wid a sense of responsibility widin u,so i am responsible for watever i do,& i enjoy being like dat,,it is a jungle outthere,& i need to survive,,survival by fighting through it,making ur way out of the dangerous woods,& i have been doing it since my childhood,i have done a good job so far & planning so many things for my future,,MY FUTURE MIGHT NOT BE BRIGHT,,BUT IT IS WORTH FIGHTING FOR IT,,SO WHO AM I,,;....,,**MAN OF PRIDE**

c) dnt have any words to explain what i m

d) (here is a philosophical touch)
"When going gets tough the tough gets going".No doubt life is really difficult but we shld always take it as a challenge.There is nothing in this world that we can dream of n cannt do!Do believe in versatality

e) (attitude)
I know one thing dat is 2 ve FUN n only FUN.Nice sense of humour. Very friendly and approachable.... sometimes stubborn(xtremely)n moody....i love makin friends n feel very satisfied wen i make them happy...have a simple funda to enjoy life....Dont like snobs...very satisfied with what I m n wat I have...(Enough 4 ppl who want 2 know me by click of a mouse)

f) (hero in his own world)
I M THE DON

g) (starvation)
i am notty ,confident and believes in my own rules.and last bt not the least i am here 4 friendz(mainly girlzzzzzzzzzz)

h) (autobiography..but still mentions that he/ she has yet to tell us...god pls save us from him/her)
Well there are lots of thng i can tell about me..To start with.Hi everyone!!Shubprabhat Meri profile main aapka swagat hain..yahan main tea-coffee nahin puchh sakta so jab miloge puchh lunga..and ya pilla bhi dunga...hehe bus finance kar dene...jokes apart..I m budding technocrat and doing my engineering from SDDIET, Barwala(hehe synonym of jungle and jail, check 2007 dictionary updates..its given there..hehe)I m very naughty >> very cute >>very shaitan aatma...har waqt masti and leg pulling ...hehe Well still i m very nona bachha very obedient and a good boy (atleast my mom n my di say so !!!!)hee hee i love being loved and pampered(afterall kaun nahin chahege pyar paana) and i love behaving like a nona bachha (a cute suweet nona kiddo..)!!!!!I love writing poems and collecting too...here is for you ....peom... written by me..Teri kadmo ki aahat sunkar dhadakta hain yeh dil !!Teri saanso ki khushboo se mehkata hain dil..!!Naa jaante hain hum tumhe na tum hamein jaante hoPhir bhi naajaane kis ehsaas se muskarata hain yeh dil !!Ajnabi si rahein hain..ajnabi manjile hain ..Najaane phir kyon har mod par tera intzaar karta hain yeh dil !!Dosti hee teri maangte hain hum har waqt..par naajane kyon ghabrata hain tera dil.. !!vishwas karo dosti main meri...Har waqt tujhe hee sochta hain yeh dil...Maangti hain duyaaein har saans meri ..Teri Khushiyan he chaahta hain yeh dilBus tujhe he pyar karta hain yeh dil... !!Bus tujh par he vishwas karta hain yeh dil....howz that??? a) good b) very good c) excellent d) chalegi ((soch lo kachha -2 pakka-2 ..hehe srk copyright hain use patana mat..))I love cooking, eating..and sleeping..thats why aajkal coz of 2much eating n sleeping i ve gained some extra pounds n bit of flesh..thats why my friends started calling me "golu molu bachha" hehe..... my cheeks are now same as my 2 yr old cousin >> reddish n loose loose..hehe bus uski beard nahin hain....waise meri bhi nahin hain you know na ..clean shave guys..bus me too same 2 same...I love watching cartoons n comedies..I love mickey mouse donald tom n jerry..alladin...recess, and Mr bean animated series n Mr bean(original)..I love listening to soulful music..and slow romantic number..rocks sometimes....I love listening to Atif aslam, zubeen, james, linkin park, enrique...and kishore da...soulful memories..Kripya dhyan de abhi khatam nahin hua...yeh sochna bewkoofi hogi ki meri jindagi sirf 2048 character main finish ho gayi...adheek jaankari ke liye kripya meri mitrata sweekar karein....see my hindi is improving...hey my new poem hope u like it"tears d part of my life..come when m happy..come when i need to cry..come for someone ...come coz of someone..come in the rain..come in the spring..Always with me..when i need to cryTears d part of my life..comes when i m in love comes when i lost d lovecomes when i touch the sky...comes when i fall on the ground..tears d part of life..Tears making my life mine..Tears you are true friend for life.yaar pata nahin kaisi hain poem...english main kam he likhta hun...so do comment haan..(postive comments plse )Rest will tell u later when we tok ...so come be my frnd..

i) (mental statement)
"People laugh because i am different and, I laugh they are same !!THAT IS CALLED ATTITUDE"

j) (confused)
well dis is me.... well im not dat easy to understand... but u will hav to try hard if u wanna knw me...........


thats it guys...now am getting bored....now better u write about me...

convo experience

i know how much i had struggled in my life...i have seen the best and worst people and learnt the lessons for the lifetime. when my professor called me up to inform that i have recieved the silver medal for my mphil..i jumped with joy..to be frank..it is a demotion from gold...anyways..something is better than nothing...i was all set to attend the convo and thoughts began to smother me.... finally i was in the campus and the sun has risen...i wore a baby pink colour sari with lavender threads..my favourite one..with matching jewellery...
i was completely madeup for the occassion and wore the robes...yes...this was the moment i have been waiting for...the hall was cheering up with joy and students geared up to receive their degrees..faculty, pfm and mrm students have done excellent job in making the arrangements and welcomed us with a big heart... finally, i could hear the names being called and students started receiving the degrees. it was my turn and i was on the dias..the guest of honour congratulated me and presented the medal...tears were in the tip of my eyes and i wished the presence of my parents..but to substitute it, my sis was with me to cheer and also my dearest friends... this is infact a lifetime achievement and thanks to my family and friends who gave me all the emotional support that i needed at times and the faculty who gave me all the knowledge i wanted... thanks to all who have been with me... this is not possible without u all.......

shaka laka...no meaning..

this is one movie which i watched with lots of patience and couldnot stop laughing for an hour after coming out of the theater...
this is one of the pathetic, drastic and horrible movies i have ever watched in my life.....i went to the theater with one of my friends....the movie started off by the time we reached..
the hero and the heroine followed by another hero and another heroine slowly started appearing on the screen....it was loud initially...with music that couldnt be understood...ahh...
i was eagerly waiting for the story line..but i cudnt find any till interval and even after that...say till the end.....thought of leaving the theater but still was eager to watch such a film which has nothing in it...

and then the heros and heroines started crying for nothing...and then anupam kher appears and dies...dont know why he comes and dies..and then upen patel gets some unknown disease...just because he drinks continuously for 1 month...and then...the movie ends..abruptly...where heroine goes to kill bobby but he meets with an acident...guys u must watch the climax scene...this is an ultimate one and unique of its kind....

dont miss this movie..and in particular if u have any frustration on others..then u must buy tickets and make them see...the torture that u face is unexperienced...

i simply couldnot stop laughing at the movie and pity myself for being there in the theater continuously for 3 hrs...
shaka laka boom boom...