Thursday, January 28, 2010

crappy movies



am getting bored... i realised there is no point in spending 100s of bucks on these pathetic movies. i better buy some clothes and wear them for a year or eat proper food or give the money in charity than torturing myself with those dirty slapstick humurous movies which lack any sense. i seriously want to watch movies which dont have
1) hero who meets a heroine and falls in love
2) two men behind an unambitious woman and vice versa
3) a hero jumps into the air against gravity and beats 20-30 villains without shedding a drop of blood yet no case is registered on him
4) a combined family with all the women wearing jewelery 24x7 and pampering the uneducated girl in their family who dreams of nothing but having sex in a mountain area
5) a rich girl falling in for a street rowdy
6) man loving an engaged woman and the groom sacrificing the bride in the mandap
7) the girl wearing a bikini and dancing in the beach while the hero is clad in a suit and have shoes while in water
8) 45 years old hero who celebrates his 46th birthday yet goes to the college in the movie
9) woman keeps roaming in the road showing her cleavage and men drooling at her
10 ) where hero wins and villain dies at the end

crap....please i need a change.....boohoo....the only means of entertainment is now no more entertaining!
this blog is the result of spending 400 bukcs on a sucking movie



16 comments:

Arv said...

had you spent them (plus a lil more) on a train ticket, you would have at least had some good coffee, food and warm conversations :)

Ramana KV said...

Same here.. Am totally tired of shedding money for worthless movies.. Even the prices have rocketed like hell in the multiplexes... '3 Idiots' was priced alarming high that i had to wait for weeks for prices to come down.. And 'Adhurs'.. I literally walked out of the theater in the second half...

I was totally laughing at the seventh point... That's nice observation.. So hilariously true.. :)

Kishan said...

I wonder what that movie is.
And 400 bucks????

Arpita said...

oh god! which movie did u see? that u spent yr valuble time to write this blog? please let me know so that i dont go watch it.

Yours Truly :) said...

Watch a few english movies!!!

Avinash said...

Hi Swats.. movies are made for making a person happy for 3 hours.. Basically it si defining the things which can not exist or are virtual only...
Otherwise U see the daiy life reality ..
thoes who see such movie are bit bored by daiy life and want to fulfill their fantacies and hence these movies are watched.. :-)

Like U I too feel what the hell this movie is.. and so I stopped watchig them.. Hhahaaahah

Indra said...

Oh c'mon! You gotta be choosy in watching movies as much as you are choosy about your boy friend ;-) Don't go out and watch every damn movie. Like God has not made every guy for you. So are movies.. ;-)

Oh boy! What a gyaan comment I gave in recent times... ha ha haaa!

Tk Cr Sellemma :-D

Avinash said...

Hey...

I am not agreeing to Phani....

U need not choose movei like your Boy friend ok? Movies are not to be taken that seriously.. :-)

I.J.SWAMY said...

OK new wave movie. Villain kills the hero and abducts the heroine. She is forced into physicals at a remote place , sedated and kept in a lavish palace of the villain who is a mafia don. Having nothing else to do she reconciles to her new role and accepts him .She becomes a mafia queen , orders crime and authorises terrorism .The picture ends with a revolutionary purging of the country.

Satish Bolla said...

hahahaha, well said. i hope ur wish comes true soon enough, but i doubt the frequency of it. the last couple of movies which i loved to the core are 3 idiots and kaminey.

mOhan said...

Your problem is similar to the common cold - it's common..:) lemme take this liberty to suggest you a movie "The Man from Earth" (guessing u've not seen it yet)...don't read the review, just pick up a DVD and start watching...if you're alone the better so that you'll be able to concentrate on the dialogues...

Prash said...

i gave up on bollywood agest ago !!! :-) follow me !

Sorcerer said...

hmm.I think NASA makes better movies..

*sigh

Videhi said...

fantastic list...i agree with you!

Unknown said...

how abt the most recent ones.. I cal it Sep 11 Era... New York,Kurban and MNIK :).. same old stories .. with a love story or a some kind of syndrome :)

Parry said...

dude... you really need some movie therapy... what is this soap opera all about? watch 'shotgun murugan' to find cure to all your ills :)