waiting for the perfect man...

hhehee..couldnot stop laughing at this pic...its so funny..and so true...hahahaa..enjoy

lol...i know you will shoot me now... ;-)

everyman..at the end of the day just needs s..

I wrote this as I got furiously frustrated after seeing my friends crying their hearts -out. Hence I thought of writing something on men who seriously screwed their lives and thus this piece was born. After writing this I received many calls from my friends asking me to delete the post as they felt I am turning into some despo female. Oh no! i am not- not at all. I would never delete any of my writings as I write my mind. Enjoy this and let me know if you have some comments. No point in getting offended :) - chill buddies :)

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yes...i know you will screw me after reading the title and the content. but this is a universal fact. at the end of the day....all men want sex...i love this quote- "Indian men are like mice- always searching for holes". I know how true this is....i wanted to write this blog long back but thought ...no point in writing by generalising my individual perception. but recent conversations with some of my buddies triggered my thought and i am penning it down.

recently one of my friends had a break up and the basis for it is...s--, which they fondly call it love making. i dont understand the difference????? the girl was quite resistant and the boy couldnot help it out but call it quits...wow...can anyone see the intensity of love in this affair???? ahhh...

another friend of mine found her new love and she has all the happiness in this world. she wanted to marry him and vice-versa. she is all gearded up for the wedding prep when suddenly this guy popped up with a not-so-interesting proposal- s-- before marriage! he wants to check the compatibility on bed???? comon give me some space to take breath...what the hell is this? why you call it love?

some men just want it and they can go to any extent..impress u...flatter u....say u r the most beautiful one (i know they will forget aishwarya and anjelina for sometime)....u r an angel (genetically??) u r a darling...god's gift...the most precious...and whatever...despite knowing the fact that she is none of them....

and i believe girls r big fools...they instantly become paros and lailas once the devdas and majnus utter these words. whatever man...atleaat in my life...i haven't come across one single man who is genuine by heart and loves someone....everyman at the end of the day wants just s-- and nothing else...

GROW UP!!!

I bet on my blog...

the Day that I can never forget

Its been ages since I cut a cake on my name. I did celebrate many of my friends' bdays. gifted and threw surprise parties and did alot'to make everyone happy. But I hardly remember anyone who did anything for me. Thats fine. I have no expectations. Hence I thought my bday this year would be just like any other year, getting calls and msgs starting from 12 midnight and getting up in the morning, fresh up, wear new clothes, go to temple and distribute sweets, and then have lunch and take rest or work and then a simple dinner and say bye bye to the day.

So, came the day when the celebrations were about to start. it was my roomy's bday the previosu day. Hence we got a chance to have double celebrations which lasted for 48 hours. we partied the whole evening at 10D and had a blast. we made the DJ announce the name of our roomy and requested him to play songs for us. the party lasted for 3 hours and we were dancing and suddenly i hear my name being announced by DJ and my whole gang is lifting me up. Wow, i never imagined this would happen and everyone started wishing me. I could not stop my joy. I received the first call from the expected person and my inbox started flooding with msgs. WOw, this is something to enjoy. The party lasted till late night and then we went on to cut the most awaited cake. after smearing and eating it, we went to our usual adda, the idli- poori joint where we can relish hot idlis, dosas and pooris during late hours. i bet one must experience the thrill of having steaming hot idlis in the cold nights.

we were exahusted enough to move on and went back to our respective nests to take a cat-nap. the rays of sun awoke all of us and yes we are together again. we partied the whole day. played TT, badminton, i did go karting, and then swam in the pool for sometime and had lotsa- lotsa fun. i never knew life would be so cheerful and happy with loved ones around. i couldnt have asked for more. everyhting was surprise to me and I swear i am the luckiest to have my gang with me. i felt the day could get extended by 20 more hours so the fun would contninue. but alas, the night broke in and we had to take leave from each other.

i came home with an unbelievable mind that kept reminding me that this is the day that i can never forget in my life. A day that taught me that people love us in various ways. A day that taught me the value of friendship. A day that taught me everything!

I thank everyone who called, messaged, mailed and scrapped wishes and i love you all from the core of my heart!

I can never forget this Day. thank you all for wishing me :)

lots of lots of love to you............

Note: Speacial thanks to B, H, T, TP and S for being with me and making my day special and sweet. Love ya...

i lose everything

i think of something- it goes away from my hands

i like something- it goes away from my hands

i love something- it goes away from my hands

each time- i stay away from everything yet they come my way-

i try to think about it, like it and love it ---only to realise that it is no more with me

let it be a bag or shoes or book or my vehicle or the most loved person-

finally i lose everything!

One-Night-Stand

"All I cant stand is... One-Night-Stand", says love guru aka apun ka Salman bhai in Partner. The sentence was too catchy and I immediately thought of writing a blog on it. I am already "in"famous for my bold nature and gutsy writing where I am criticised for making arrow-like statements which poke people in many different ways. But I dont care - as I want to write and this is my blog! So have fun reading this.

I asked some people about their reaction to a proposal of one-night-stand (henceforth i shall call it 'ons'). before revealing the response, I would like to say something about this concept. Thanks to google, I could gather some info and could get educated about this new concept. I feel it is more westernised but when it comes to an individual thing, it is global. Whatever! so ons has nothing to do with emotions and it is like -u meet someone, u go ahead and then u forget. Guilt plays no role and relationships never exist. So, it is something that has to do just with the physical desires and which is quite short term.

Now the opinions- i have asked some people about how would they react if someone proposes them for ons or if they want to propose someone else. and to my surprise, i got a mixed but quite an exciting response from everyone. I couldnot stop myself from appreciating all these people for their thoughts and also felt happy as this piece of write-up could be yet another jewel in my blog.

few guys said they dont mind going ahead if the female is smart and is interested. they opine that ons is not sin and there is no harm in going ahead if both the partners are ineterested. few of them said they would never go as they would prefer to have longterm relationships rather than having ons and experience something emotionless. few said they never got a chance and would neither dare to ask. they are also hesitant to go and are quite indifferent about the issue. but majority of the guys are not bothered and see no harm in going for ons. thats quite exciting to read.

now its time for girls. i was a bit hesitant to ask girls as they might get hurt. but surprisingly, i received a genuine response even from the girls and my happiness knew no bounds. most of the girls say they dont mind going ahead (wow!) but they should like him, get impresed and make sure he wouldnot make fuss after-math. true infact. they support their opinion by saying that they dont mind going ahead if they feel secure. hmmm impressive statement. while some girls reacted shockingly and they are like NO WAY...

so this is it..what do u say? let me know your opinion...

Kudos to Bindra

I dont know who Abhinav Bindra is. I heard of him but have forgotten what he is upto. I am not much into sports..rather not at all into the thing...

The olympics always excite me as they have much for the global audience and bring everyone under one roof. Though Indians dont make a mark, we manage to win atleast one medal a year and come back. So, this year also, I am in a hope to win atleast one and come back. Mind here, I never blame the players, as they whole-heartedly put their efforts. If they are failing, it is because of the minimal or no support that they receive ( I assume so).

Ok, let me be optimistic now. Today, my colleague informed me that India won a gold medal. I am like "wow finally" and ofcourse its an amazing start. So, immediately logged onto one of the news channels online and read the news. Abhinav's pic is on the front page and he is behind the rifle. I found him smart, handsome and ofcourse could visualise a halo behind him which is enhancing his charm and charishma.

I rushed into the news room to watch the news and found the news reader reading the news of Mr Bindra. I instantly received goose bumps when I saw Indian flag being hoisted with the ever green national Anthem being played at the backdrop. I stood up as a mark of respect for the nation and could see the winning spree in Abhinav's face. I felt proud of being Indian and I am proud of being Indian..

Kudos to this young chap. Hope to see more medals in the coming event.

Let us all cheer for our mother land...

Win India Win

where is water?

"Water, water, everywhere, Nor any drop to drink"

everyone knows this and I whole-heartedly appreciate Samuel Taylor Coleridge for making it so popular through his creation The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner. Though he has written these words for the sake of rhythm, the phrase has become quite popular in the recent times in many ways. Now i am going to show you how...get hooked to your monitors.

since my childhood, i have been very lucky to be placed in such areas where water was not at all a problem. i have always wondered how people complain about water scarcity while all these years i have been getting water 24x7. just twist the tap and the flood is on. crazy people and lucky me!!!

now in this women's hostel, i was promised that there is water supply 24x7 and no issues with it. wow, i was excited to find a corner in this metro where i can get the water just by touching the tap. again -crazy people and lucky me!!!

ok..now the scene begins..since two days, there has been scarcity in our hostel. no water!! but how? why? when can i get my bucket full of water? yesterday morning i got fresh and came down stairs to pack my lunch and discovered that the dhobi was yelling at everyone as there is no water. (how? i got it in my room...anyways am not bothered...)....in the evening i went to my room and could find half a bucket water and got fresh and again felt happy over my luck.

and then started my struggle. this morning, there was almost a chaos in my room and my roomy and some other girls were debating over the water scarcity. i generally get up at 8.30 am when my roomy was gone. but thanks to the phone call from this friend of mine which made me get up by 7.30 itself. i was like awwww...and decided to get ready and go to office early. and then geared up to get fresh and was stumped by the water in the washroom. there was no water and no power...somehow i could manage a bucket full of water and got fresh and came down to the canteen...just to find a fleet of girls yelling at the hostel people over no water and how would they go to office? well, thank god i could manage atleast a bucket full of water and also saved another bucket. i realised that just ten minutes ago the water supply completely stopped and there is no single drop for other girls!!!

how willl they go to office? how will they clean their dishes? what will they wear from tomorrow? oh my god, the thought shivered me badly and then i realised that i am no exception in this world. i was just lucky enough to be a bit fast in doing things.

so, the problem has started again and i bet the metro is going to see hard times the coming summer. thanks to no rains and severe heat. i need to get transfered to some other place and see that i am safe (no i cant be so selfish) :(

lets save water..thats all we can do as of now as we have already acted pricey!!

boohooo..

my quotes

if u r in my gtalk list...u would definitely appreciate me for my captions...yeah and i am proud of myself...coz..i write most of them on my own...
so am penning down some of them for my readers as well...enjoy buddies..

1) you may not feel my presence..but you will feel my absence for sure..
2) you may read me well..but fail to understand
3) am neither feminist nor lesbian..yet i hate "indian men"
4) i never plan to elope..coz i am too lazy to run
5) my life is mine and am not answerable to anyone
6) infatuation is like a fresh coke bottle..it is quite tasty initially but will lose all the essence as it goes further
7) its not that we dont have time for anyone..its just that our priorities change from time to time
8) i dont see any smart, handsome and charismatic men infront of me....coz all of them are behind me
9) unlike other women i would never say that there are many men falling for me..rather i would say there are many men who support me
10) i dont wear jewels..coz i wear attitude which is more than anything
11) though rocks are there...waves continue their journey
though hills are there...rain continues to fall
though hurdles are there..lets continue our friendship

oh i am not getting others right now..but shall post once they get into my mind...
but last but not the least...this is my fav which got many votes...

12) Sensex and sex are two things in which men are undoubtedly interested

ok now post your quotes....

bought the head ache...urrrggggg

yes you got it right...I no... We bought the headache yesterday..and the cost of the headache is just Rs 100/ head. after trying for nearly a couple of weeks, standing in queues and quitting affter we lost patience, our gang decided to watch the much hyped and successfully running (???) so called blockbuster DASAVATARAM....

i still remember the day when my sis called me up in an exciting sound just to inform me how she was overwhelmed after watching movie and given a chance she would watch again in the consecutive show...i was like..oh lady i missed it but would defintely watch it...

and yesterday night was the time when our gang finally decided that we would go back to our places only after watching this movie..fially we bought tickets for 100 each and enetred the movie theater. by the time we entered, kamal was on the screen and for nearly 10 minutes the scenes were breathe taking and the music was senidng shivers in our bodies..i was wow..i missed this fun all these days...

and then started the ASLI magic....slowly there were more and more Kamals...we had no clue why so many of them and we were completely in a mindset that may be all these were interlinked...ok...let us check it...!!!!!

and slowly i realised that i wasnt understanding anything and it was out of my mind that i am watching a much hyped movie which is getting all the possible exclamations of this world..
and the time reached when i was eagerly waiting for the interval...it wasnt coming but some unknown characters and loud sound were simply annoying me from all around...and we were totally pulling ourselves from the seats..finally, the much awaited break has come and we came out...all of us were in silence and dint speak except staring at each other...and then finally kicked bobby for his idea of watching this movie on this beautiful evening. i was very adamant that i would get out of the theatre but the rest of the gang was curious to know what would happen...so i had to accept the forceful torture for 90 more min.

and finally the movie was over and we came out...just to curse everything...

why does kamal at this age and stage of his career, wants to prove his talent? it is a universal fact that Kamal is extremely talented and i was quite dissapointed over the movie. somehow, i felt this is one of the worst movies i have ever watched and for a man of his calibre i feel this is very low..

I hope someone would take care of this note and also the fact that the audience is not fools to watch whatever is being screened. The world is changing man...realise!!!!!!!

Note: THIS IS MY PERSONAL OPINION

fun on island!!!!

AMisha and Hrithik are left on island, all alone, had no food and had nothing to wear...they stay there..eventually fall in love and come back to the city...Wow...its so nice to see and imagine the same with oneself..so..in that heat..for sometime i always wrote in slambooks as "being at lonely islands" is my favourite holiday spot (as if i have ever been there!!! huh...teenage affect)....

so when i was going to phuket, i imagined myself in the skin of ameesha ofcourse sans hrithik and thought that i would be spending my time on some island and would have fun. finally, i landed in phuket (the flight was terrible though ajju enjoyed the turbulance and the roller coaster ride) and came out of the airport and saw huge traffic, buildings, shopping malls, and conrete jungle..is this an island? then why were hrithink and ameesha alone? why are ram charan and neha alone in CHiruta (chiruta is a latest telugu movie where the hero and heroine enjoy the same freedom as knph guys)...

what am i doing here in another city? why am i with ajju? (i know ajju will kill me now) ...

we were on patong beach and ajju was quite excited but i wasnt- as i felt vizag beach was much similar and may be even more beautiful..anyways...patong has its own beauty

...me and ajju did some parasailing stints and i admit...i had whale of time doing it...

then the second day, we went for island hopping, we snorkelled, and what not....ajju was constatntly claiming that she cannot swim...but surprise..suprise...she swam continuosly for 1 hour and did some shopping offshore while snorkelling...she came back to the boat with loads of white sand and sea shells, corals and some dead animals (she says they r for souvenir..may god save her friends)......all the islands were crowded, equally polluted, densely populated....it was not at all knph scene...guys dont get cheated and carried away by the movies...

and yeah...i would definitely say that of you are out of such imagination and see the reality, then phuket is a place worth watching once in life and obviously with the loved ones (i hope u r getting my point here..lol)...

and the proud moment for me and ajju was ..when we realised that we were the only TWO GIRLS who visited the island...rest all of the visitors were either in families, couples or teams of guys....

Hurray...we did it..thanks ajju...

So do visit phuket...and let me know.... ;-)