'miss'match

rockingman met angelsmile on a matrimony site. they exchanged emails and decided to meet online. and they met...

rockingman- hey nice to see you here..

angelsmile- oh yeahh...same here...so how are you doing?

R- yes am good and what about you?

A-swimming through recession ..apart from that life is cool

R-let me tell you..you do have a great smile (flirts)

A-(blushes) thank you ...thank you..and i guess you must be a real macho man!

R- (feels great) so may i ask you where you work?

A- oh yes...i work for xyz company at so and so place..and what about you?

R-I work for ABC company at so and so place...hey my cousin also works with xyz company at your place

A- really? wow...then i can meet her and know more about you...by the way..may I know your good name?

R-ladies first..

A- oh..hmm..well am called as aditi mishra.

R- which place are you from?

A-so and so place...

Rockingman logged off instantly and never turned again...and for angelsmile- he remained as a mystery....

the only secret that rocking man knows and would never reveal is that ..angelsmile is his cousin... he was talking about!!!

steps of failure..climb them...

many people fail...and they take failure as a stepping stone of success...i call them new age phoenixes! whoa...they discover the new steps and achieve heights!


but some people fail and fail and continue to fail no matter how many steps they climb...is it possible?


i guess yes...
here i call it steps of failure!





i would give anything in this world if any of you can climb these steps and say 'you are successful'

go green...by doing nothing

world environment day again. june 5th always excites me as my identity is very much related to it! yeah as an environmental journalist i bug and dig people most of the times and ask them to go green! how about doing it now...i know it sucks to even think about compromising and sacrificing our interests to save nature..but how about not doing anything yet saving the planet???

here are some tips which could be adopted by anyone at anytime at any place!!!

1) washed your clothes and you have tons of water in your bucket???...wait..dont throw into the gutter..use the water to flush your toilets...there you go...reusing your water...see how simple it is...

2) washed your vegetables and throwing away the vegetable waste? wait hero....put them in the plants...as simple as that

3) how about buying a gen-x jute or cloth bag and wearing it across your shoulders while your goggles are on!! you look like a dude /chic...i bet it..now go for shopping and dump your stuff in it...dont carry polythene.. you look smart when you have cloth or jute bags in your hands than those branded polythene bags!! think about it honey

4) have you ever thought of having a well lit room? trust me and try this...switch on the lights only in the room that you are in and let all other lights and fans sleep (not at the cost of other people in the house) now see how well you glow in your own room...dont you think you would be saving lot of electricity??? think think..

5) decorate your balcony and corridor with small plant pots and flowers....see how beautiful it would look....it wont cost you more than 100 bucks..but definitely gives you million times of happiness..

6) whenever you open the tap..imagine you are using your credit card! i dont think you are dumb enough to over use your credit card!!

how about taking an oath to do all these stuff or atleast one of them? be at your home and save the planet!

GO GREEN...........zoooooom

say cheeeeeeeseeeee..click

we all went to studios and got clicked. now dont deny it....see how we pose!!!!

( o mere dil ki raani ..llalalalala)

( women empowerment?)

(chandini...o meri chandini...)



(wireless telephone with cordless TV!!!!)

(courtesy- another fwd email)

Now share yours.....I am waiting...click click...

i wanna wanna !!!!

i have been receiving this fwd email since long. whenever i read- i rofl. so i thought to share this with all my buddies who need a good laugh..

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These are actual ads. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from theheart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this.....
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- Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have female,If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a goodeducation but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcometo my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send uletter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar ~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa stateshe is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Homework?)
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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. shemay never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which theentire life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should haveone brother and one sister. she should be educated.
(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. Ilove to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. Iam looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i lovemyself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........holdmy hand forever !!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i am simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck nowi am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in housebut while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast
(by not wearing her jeans? Wat the hell...)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TOLOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REALMESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEYMUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULDNOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing{laughing})
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whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someonebride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this shewould be called the woman of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this boy wants)
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i lovethepatner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person issuffering from "Ok-syndrome")
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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CARAND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(the "ok syndrome" again)
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I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and Father&mothersister complity marred
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married'completely'?)
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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.iam doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence atkalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)
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my name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaespleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation!)
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I want one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or shehavea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey.IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you arebeautiful.but iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say thatIam a good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR.bye bye.
(uttama purushan)
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iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
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hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.idivorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the goodminded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other casteaccepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..???)
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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service(Zebra..???)
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i'm looking out for who lives in bombay , girl simple who trust me lotshould be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)
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to be married on jan-2006. working woman perferable
(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find abride.I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he willget one soon.)
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i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.because girl is the maharani.
(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)
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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which notpaying salary at present.
(Any takers again?)

how blind one can be?

was wondering how people accept new requests on face book and orkut or any other social-networking sites. blogs are no exception!! there are a couple of instances that happened even to my acquaintances where they realised well before they were trapped. unless untill people know each other very strongly, how can one trust the other and be so blind.

i just came across this article on yahoo news.

http://in.news.yahoo.com/32/20090504/1074/tod-it-could-have-been-me.html

how/why the hell did the girl go to his house? people are becoming crazy...this crave for new relationships and 'i dont care attitude' is growing among urbanites for no good. knowing people is not bad...but trusting them blindly is worst.

stay away from strangers buddies...this could happen to you as well..beware!!!!

success mantra

behind every successful man there is a woman- so true it is

behind every successful woman there is no man- so true it is!!



proud to be single and successful

was it all just for fun?

u made me laugh
u kept me happy all the time...
u tried to give me everything under the sun

we cherished every moment together
we lived through every happiness...
i felt its only u and i have none

now i need u so much
i know i am incomplete without u...
but u say it was all just for fun

finally a HOT DATE

awww....am writing my blog after a month.....i know its tooo late...but trust me....life has been very turbulent since a month and i dint get a chance to sit-think-write a blog...now am back...

anyways..finally i went on a HOT DATE today....yeah,,,my friend Mr N and I went to watch fast and furious....this is the first time am watching the series and as soon as the movie started.. i asked N to explain the movie as i cant understand "English"....well he informed that the dialogues are in Spanish .....awww...... i almost remained silent for the next two hours.....

i was too furious to get back home as i was literally getting burnt...the sun blaze was at its worst...worst enough to cook instant noodles in a traffic-jam!!!!

finally i was back home and seems i had sunstroke...huh....

i know.... surely a HOT DATE to remember........

20 random things about me

ok here goes the list...finally....

1) i am very moody
2) i give a damn to arrogance
3) i love animals
4) i respect elders
5) adoption is in my future plan
6) i am very courteous in nature
7) my parents are my inspiration
8) my life is mine and am answerable to none
9) i believe in humanity
10) for me love is essential and i connect myself with many people across the globe
11) i don't believe in marriage as an institution
12) i feel there should be dignity in whatever we do
13) i love my wardrobe
14) my sister means a lot to me
15) wooing me is the most difficult thing in this world
16) i enjoy every moment of my life...
17) i sound feminist but i am not...
18) my absence is surely felt among the loved ones
19) from vedas to vodka.....i am into everything
20) i hate suggestions!!!

awwwwww finally.....