Friday, January 30, 2009

he is not a complan boy.....


ok..........i started new lease of life now....well i mean...meeting new people and trying to know and explore things....and the strange thing is most of them are mallus...haha....yeah our very own coconuttiessssssss from god's own heaven, kerala......
here i would like to say   loud   that of all the guys i met till date...mallus turned out to be the most charming.....my house owner who happens to be a mallu told me one day while we were chatting that "mallus are irressistable".....he is true....they are the most charming....intellectual....fun and talkative and i am damn impressed....

but here i do have a complaint...a very strong one............."arey yar..kerala mein and in short..mallu log COMPLAN nahi peete hai kya?????? sab itne handsome hai....smart hai...charismatic hai....and dashing hai...lekin their longest hair strand on their intelligent head comes below my chin......   huh............grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mujhe bahut gussa aa raha hai....kya karna chahiye aise logo ko???????????"

Mr H who happens to be yet again another mallu  is as tall as me....he is so damn charming that i feel he is just.....wow......but alas....i have to put aside all my high heels and am surviving on my flats now.............

yar please kuch karo inka.....mere se kuch nahi ho sakta

am feeling sad sad sad.....


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

john abraham is half mallu...

and i was in kerala for four years and i was in love for four years....

only after coming out of that land, i realised that i was indeed single

Unknown said...

Hahahah,Not a problem at all, there is always some solution for every problem, there is one for ur problem too, thats called "limb lengthening surgey" have them have this procedure..

Intern said...

Loll.. that is soo tru :D, these ppl really are short! :D

so u not wearin heels eh.. try lendin them to Mr.H :D:D

Arpita said...

ha ha ha .....after reading your blog i feel so proud of my height, ki waw i have all option open for me.

The Man With ELEGANCE said...

after a long time i read your blog.....i always enjoy it....but iam not a mallu guy:) keep rocking

Ajay Paul said...

hi Swathi, this is Ajay....Arpita's childhood frnd.I have gone through many of ur articles, especially the one which r written for(or Against) men. I Unlike many... I appreciate ur courage to write ur mind, just one difference:

"Dil pe maat le yaar.....mar jayegi"


keep writing.. :-)