lift mein.....sssssshhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

what goes in ur mind when u r travelling in a lift...have u ever thought of this?
my journey to the third floor everyday makes me think about a lot of things...so am here to write this blog...
well, first of all, i would share my feelings and then put some opinions of my dearies ...

whenever i enter into the lift, i just check if i am alone or with someone...if am alone...let me confess, i look into the mirror and make up in those 10 seconds...and wait impatiently to come out of the lift...seriosuly...i feel i cant even wait for 10-15 seconds...huh..
and now if there is some one...hmm...if i know him/her, exchange hi and hellos....or else..will stay calm (which is again difficult for me).....yeahh..i forgot to mention...if any smarty enters into it...then...ab kya bolu...sahi me kuch bol nahi paati hu...and i wish i could ever talk to any one...naaaaa......i cant do it...man hi man khush ho jao..thats all.....so..this goes in my mind...but frankly..i think alot...if the lift is crowded and then am like...ok leme check who is looking good, do i know any face here...oh my god..he is staring at me...oh yeah...if u have a crush on someone..then lift is the best place to observe him/her closely..am i right?

now the best part...let me give the output of my friends' opinions...my dearie says she feels heavy while going up and too light while coming down and wait eagerly to come out of it...well this is truely a medical story..

this journo friend of mine is all set to give a romantic k*** if he is alone with a gal in the lift.wow..thats a wild idea infact...

this software engineer revealed that he has quite awesome experiences in the lift...(confidentiality is being maintained in this case)

this beer drinker confessed that he sleeps while standing in the lift and thinks about nothing...ghosh...how could he do this?

my colleagues say that they are scared about the lift..they analyse the what if situation... what if the lift stops...what if i am alone all night...

and this man is quite excited about the woman next to him and says he adores nature and beautiful woman and would enjoy watching her when he is travelling by the lift.....

wow..thats quite exciting..isnt it...see the confessions...everyone has one..but no one realises...thanks to my creative brain which made me write this blog ....the question session was quite joyful when i was discussing about the experiences in the lifts...


so what r u waiting for? share ur experiences right here..

kuch ulta pulta...

कुछ उल्टा पुल्टा हो जाये। सोचो लड़का और लड़की एक दुसरे के काम कर रहे है।
देखेंगे कैसा होगा?

पहले लड़को के बारे मी लिखूंगी...वरना फिर सब मुझे बोलेंगे में feminist हू।
१) लड़का सुबह सुबह उठा और अपने काम पे जाने कि तैयार मे लगा है ... पहले उसे कपडे चुनने मे ही पूरा समय लग जाएगा.... क्या पेहेनु... finally एक dress चुनेगा...वैसे एक बात बताऊ? लड़को के कपड़ो मे रखा क्या है? न कोई रंग? न कोई design...pchh रखा क्या है...और उसमे भी चुनना....हेह्हे
२) फिर breakfast...अब ज्यादा चाय नही पिएगा...वरना मोटा जो हो जाएगा...और खाना तो दूर कि बात....dieting pe जो है....
३) कॉलेज जाएगा फिर gossiping और हा अब पह्द्दयी ढंग से करेगा...वह भी ध्यान से...
४) फिर शाम होते ही दोस्त के घर...उसके साथ बातचीत...पूरा दिन मे यह किया वह किया...इसने मुझे देखा...उसने मुझे देखा॥
५) आठ बजे तक घर और mom and dad के स्साथ खाना पढाई ऎंड सोना....
so boring na...

ab dekhenge ladki kya karegi...
१) सुबह उठेगी वह भी देर से...अब नहाना वाहाना तो दूर कि बात....कल जो कपडा पहना..वह वही कही पड़ी होगी..उसे उठाओ..पेढ़नो और चल दिए बाहर
२) no breakfast...as it is already late
3) college गयी...पर देर से..जिस लड़का को पटाना है देखो वह आया या नही...फिर क्लास मे ब्रेक के लिए इंतज़ार...पता भी नही sir क्या पढाये...कभी सुनती तब न...
४) फिर शाम को दोस्त लोगो के सात बाहर...घूमो फिरो ऐश करो..और क्या..देर रात तक घूमो और सोने घर चले जाओ...
५)weekend है तो घर भी नही...पीके कही पे तुन हो जाओ...
mast na....

अब मुझे पता है कि आप लोग पढ़कर क्या बोलने वाले हो? देर किस बात कि...फेंको फेंको....

kya yar?

thought of writing something about the Bacardi blast...but the news in the TV made me change my mind...2 phd students were murdered in lousiana university and both of them were newly married...and one of the brides pregnant... क्या हो रहा है बॉस? i couldnot see the victims' parents crying and speaking infront of the camera..no wonder if they were murdered for some bucks in their wallets..

i still believe homosapiens are not completely evolved..we are still the same animals with the similar instincts and show cannibalism..just that we dont eat the flesh of humans... क्या पता यह भी कही पे हो रहा होगा.

pchh..its sad..its bad..its pathetic.....am unable to write anything as i cant imagine how could one harm someone else..i cant even think of breaking an egg to fill our stomach...
anyways..i wont dissapoint my readers...i am just penning these words to vent my emotions and feelings...

i know....those who read this wont involve in such actions and those who involve in such actions wont read this..